Adam Countee

AC is the youngest of the donkeys and therefore the most susceptible to peer pressure. After graduating from Georgetown University in 2003, he moved to Los Angeles to pursue a writing career in film and television. 83% of those polled in Handsome Donkey focus groups have responded that they "strongly dislike" Adam, most of them citing "he just makes me uncomfortable, I guess." He is currently working on a 6-volume history of the Pelopennesian Wars.